“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”

“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”

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&Amp;Ldquo;You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Be Kate Middleton For Me To Treat You Like Royalty.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;What&Amp;Rsquo;S Your Star Sign? I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Mine Because I Deleted The Solar System.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Hope Our Relationship Lasts Longer Than John&Amp;Rsquo;S Mustache.&Amp;Rdquo;

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Happy New Year, Tumblr! Hope It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Meretricious ;) I Made This Late At Night So It Might Not Be Funny Now, But I Dunno&Amp;Ndash; I Think The World Might Actually Be A Better Place With Mrs. Hudson Ruling It.

The Top 10 Pick-Up Lines Of 2014. Happy New Year From Bbcsherlockpickuplines!

Your Admin Ran Out Of Photoset Ideas For This Week, So Here&Amp;Rsquo;S The Random Sexy Extra From The Blind Banker 10 Times.

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