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“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”

&Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re The Missing Piece To My Puzzle&Amp;Hellip; And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Talking About The Puzzle Moriarty Sent Me.&Amp;Rdquo;Suggested By Someone I Know In Real Life, Who Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Tumblr And Is Too Embarrassed To Take Credit For The Idea

&Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re The Missing Piece To My Puzzle&Amp;Hellip; And I&Amp;Rsquo;M

&Amp;Ldquo;The Skull On The Mantle Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Bone I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Take.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;The Skull On The Mantle Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Bone I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like

&Amp;Ldquo;You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Pay £2,995 To Be My V.i.p.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Pay £2,995 To Be My V.i.p.&Amp;Rdquo;

Happy Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Followers! My Love For You All Is&Amp;Hellip; Immortal ;)

Happy Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Followers! My Love For You All Is&Amp;Hellip; Immortal

Here You Go, Tumblr! Your Annual Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Video! I Looked At All Of Your Requests And Tried To Put Together A Sort Of Compromise.in Case You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Curious Why I Chose The Pick-Up Lines I Did, These Are The Top 10 (Based On Number Of Notes)

Here You Go, Tumblr! Your Annual Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Video! I Looked At All

&Amp;Ldquo;Take Me Up Against The Reichenbach Wall.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Take Me Up Against The Reichenbach Wall.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Mary&Amp;Rsquo;S Bullet Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing That Should Have Penetrated Me.&Amp;Rdquo;Based On A Suggestion By Jc-Cumberbatch.

&Amp;Ldquo;Mary&Amp;Rsquo;S Bullet Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing That Should Have

&Amp;Ldquo;Who Hunts In The Middle Of A Crowd? Me On My Way To Steal Yo Girl.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Who Hunts In The Middle Of A Crowd? Me On My Way To Steal Yo Girl.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Are More Eloquent Than Dust.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Are More Eloquent Than Dust.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Always Choose The Right Pill&Amp;Hellip; Tonight I Think It&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be The Little Blue Pill.&Amp;Rdquo;Suggested By Someone I Know In Real Life, Who Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Tumblr And Is Too Embarrassed To Take Credit For The Idea Anyway.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Always Choose The Right Pill&Amp;Hellip; Tonight I Think It&Amp;Rsquo;Ll

&Amp;Ldquo;You Know How Most Days Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T Good Days? This Is A Good Day&Amp;Hellip; Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Know How Most Days Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T Good Days? This Is A Good Day&Amp;Hellip;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Let You Play Me Like Sherlock Plays The Violin.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Let You Play Me Like Sherlock Plays The Violin.&Amp;Rdquo;

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