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“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t

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€Œdon’T Worry, I’M Not Like The Cafe Next Door&Amp;Hellip; I Won’T Be Speedy.”Suggested By Someone I Know In Real Life, Who Doesn’T Have A Tumblr And Is Too Embarrassed To Take Credit For The Idea Anyway.

€Œdon’T Worry, I’M Not Like The Cafe Next Door&Amp;Hellip; I Won’T

€Œi Don’T Do Anonymous Clients, But For You I’Ll Make An Exception.”Submitted By Mercyhouse.

€Œi Don’T Do Anonymous Clients, But For You I’Ll Make An Exception.”Submitted

€Œunlike My Coat, I Just Need One Of You.”Submitted By Anonymous.

€Œunlike My Coat, I Just Need One Of You.”Submitted By Anonymous.

€Œrichard Brook May Be A Lie, But My Love For You Is Real.”

€Œrichard Brook May Be A Lie, But My Love For You Is Real.”

€Œi’M Gonna Climb You Like Zhi Zhu Climbs Buildings.”

€Œi’M Gonna Climb You Like Zhi Zhu Climbs Buildings.”

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Bbcsherlockpickuplines

€Œi’Ve Waited For You Longer Than The Fandom Has Waited For Sebastian Moran.”

€Œi’Ve Waited For You Longer Than The Fandom Has Waited For Sebastian

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Bbcsherlockpickuplines

€Œare You A Holmes Brother? Because You Are Smoking.”

€Œare You A Holmes Brother? Because You Are Smoking.”

€Œi Bet You Could Warm My Heart Even If Sherlock Was Keeping It In The Fridge.”

€Œi Bet You Could Warm My Heart Even If Sherlock Was Keeping It In The Fridge.”

€Œif You Were My Husband, I Would Never Sleep With A P.e. Teacher.”

€Œif You Were My Husband, I Would Never Sleep With A P.e. Teacher.”

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