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“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers

€Œi Am The Closest Thing To A Friend You Are Capable Of Having: A Lover.”

€Œi Am The Closest Thing To A Friend You Are Capable Of Having: A Lover.”

€Œso, You Think My Mouth Looks Too Small Without Lipstick? I Can Think Of One Way To Change Your Mind About That.”

€Œso, You Think My Mouth Looks Too Small Without Lipstick? I Can Think Of One

€Œi Want To Experiment With You&Amp;Hellip; And I Don’T Mean In The Baskerville Kind Of Way.”

€Œi Want To Experiment With You&Amp;Hellip; And I Don’T Mean In The Baskerville

€Œthe Man With The Key Is King. How’D You Like To Be My Queen?€

€Œthe Man With The Key Is King. How’D You Like To Be My Queen?€

€Œmy Suit May Be Westwood, But I Can Give You Wood In Any Direction You Like.”

€Œmy Suit May Be Westwood, But I Can Give You Wood In Any Direction You Like.”

€Œno, That’S Not A British Army Browning L9A1 In My Pocket.”

€Œno, That’S Not A British Army Browning L9A1 In My Pocket.”

€Œcrap Telly And Chill?€

€Œcrap Telly And Chill?€

€Œif You’D Like, I Can Ensure That You’Ll Never Need To Borrow John’S Laptop Again.”

€Œif You’D Like, I Can Ensure That You’Ll Never Need To Borrow

€Œi Don’T Just Want The D&Amp;Hellip; I Want The D.i.”

€Œi Don’T Just Want The D&Amp;Hellip; I Want The D.i.”

€Œwriting My Best Man Speech For Your Wedding Was The Hardest Thing I’Ve Ever Had To Do&Amp;Hellip; Because I Wasn’T The One You Were Marrying.”

€Œwriting My Best Man Speech For Your Wedding Was The Hardest Thing I’Ve

€Œwe Can’T Eat In The Kitchen Because Sherlock Keeps Experiments In It. Shall I Take You Out To Dinner Instead?€

€Œwe Can’T Eat In The Kitchen Because Sherlock Keeps Experiments In It.

€Œyou Stole My Heart Like Eddie Van Coon Stole The Jade Hair Pin.”

€Œyou Stole My Heart Like Eddie Van Coon Stole The Jade Hair Pin.”

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