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“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.”

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€Œi Don’T Just Want The D&Amp;Hellip; I Want The D.i.”

€Œi Don’T Just Want The D&Amp;Hellip; I Want The D.i.”

€Œwriting My Best Man Speech For Your Wedding Was The Hardest Thing I’Ve Ever Had To Do&Amp;Hellip; Because I Wasn’T The One You Were Marrying.”

€Œwriting My Best Man Speech For Your Wedding Was The Hardest Thing I’Ve

€Œwe Can’T Eat In The Kitchen Because Sherlock Keeps Experiments In It. Shall I Take You Out To Dinner Instead?€

€Œwe Can’T Eat In The Kitchen Because Sherlock Keeps Experiments In It.

€Œyou Stole My Heart Like Eddie Van Coon Stole The Jade Hair Pin.”

€Œyou Stole My Heart Like Eddie Van Coon Stole The Jade Hair Pin.”

€Œwill You Be The Microwave To My Eyeballs? I Want To Be Inside You.”

€Œwill You Be The Microwave To My Eyeballs? I Want To Be Inside You.”

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€Œi May Not Know That The Earth Revolves Around The Sun, But I Know That My Heart Revolves Around You.”

€Œi May Not Know That The Earth Revolves Around The Sun, But I Know That My

€Œi Promise To Treat You Like A Queen&Amp;Hellip; And By That I Mean I’Ll Show Up At Your House In Nothing But A Bed Sheet.”

€Œi Promise To Treat You Like A Queen&Amp;Hellip; And By That I Mean I’Ll

€Œi’M Not Your Housekeeper, But I’Ll Gladly Be Your Housewife.”

€Œi’M Not Your Housekeeper, But I’Ll Gladly Be Your Housewife.”

€Œbaby Got Reichen-Back.”

€Œbaby Got Reichen-Back.”

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