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“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.”

“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.”

“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing

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€Œthe Only Papers I Want Floating In My Mind Palace Are Love Letters From You.”

€Œthe Only Papers I Want Floating In My Mind Palace Are Love Letters From You.”

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€Œi’M A Storyteller. I Know When I’M In One. And Meeting You Was Clearly My Happily Ever After.”

€Œi’M A Storyteller. I Know When I’M In One. And Meeting You Was

€Œcommunicating In The Diogenes Club Isn’T The Only Thing I Can Do With These Hands.”

€Œcommunicating In The Diogenes Club Isn’T The Only Thing I Can Do With

€Œare You A Plum Pudding? Because I Would Want You Inside Of Me Even If It Took Four Months And Eleven Days Off My Life.”

€Œare You A Plum Pudding? Because I Would Want You Inside Of Me Even If It Took

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€Œi Would Leave A Note At The Scene Of A Crime I Didn’T Commit Just To Ask If You Missed Me.”

€Œi Would Leave A Note At The Scene Of A Crime I Didn’T Commit Just To

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€Œi May Have Addressed Over Forty Percent Of My Remarks To Your Decanter, But What I’M Really Thirsty For Is You.”

€Œi May Have Addressed Over Forty Percent Of My Remarks To Your Decanter, But

€Œis Your Name Hooper? Because You’D Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The Room Even If You Had A Mustache.”

€Œis Your Name Hooper? Because You’D Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The

€Œare You A Loaded Firearm In The Pocket Of My Dressing Gown? Because I Want To Finger You.”

€Œare You A Loaded Firearm In The Pocket Of My Dressing Gown? Because I Want

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