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“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.”

“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.”

“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but

€Œis Your Name Hooper? Because You’D Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The Room Even If You Had A Mustache.”

€Œis Your Name Hooper? Because You’D Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The

€Œare You A Loaded Firearm In The Pocket Of My Dressing Gown? Because I Want To Finger You.”

€Œare You A Loaded Firearm In The Pocket Of My Dressing Gown? Because I Want

€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti? Because You Got My Attention In Very Efficient Fashion.”

€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti? Because You Got My Attention In Very Efficient Fashion.”

€Œyour Admirably High Arches Aren’T The Only Thing I Noticed As Soon As You Stepped Into The Room.”

€Œyour Admirably High Arches Aren’T The Only Thing I Noticed As Soon

€Œfrom A Drop Of Water, A Logician Should Be Able To Infer The Possibility Of An Atlantic Or A Niagara, But They’Re Gonna Need A Hell Of A Lot More Than That To Infer How Wet I Can Make You.”

€Œfrom A Drop Of Water, A Logician Should Be Able To Infer The Possibility Of

€Œdon’T Take Moriarty’S Word For It. Come See For Yourself How Surprisingly Comfortable My Bed Is.”

€Œdon’T Take Moriarty’S Word For It. Come See For Yourself How

€Œare You A Drug? Because You Alleviate Boredom And Occasionally Heighten My Thought Processes.”

€Œare You A Drug? Because You Alleviate Boredom And Occasionally Heighten My

I Almost Forgot To Make A St. Patrick’S Day Comic This Year, But Then The Daft Punk Song Popped Into My Head And This Happened. Hope Everyone’S Having A Lucky Day! ;)

I Almost Forgot To Make A St. Patrick’S Day Comic This Year, But Then The

€Œwill You Be The Pipe To My Holmes? I Want You In My Mouth.”

€Œwill You Be The Pipe To My Holmes? I Want You In My Mouth.”

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€Œif You Thought The Abominable Bride Pushed You To Mental And Physical Extremes, You Should See What I Can Do In The Bedroom.”

€Œif You Thought The Abominable Bride Pushed You To Mental And Physical Extremes,

€Œforget Morphine Or Cocaine. I Get Plenty High Just Off Of Your Presence.”

€Œforget Morphine Or Cocaine. I Get Plenty High Just Off Of Your Presence.”

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