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“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else

€Œi Want To €˜Abominable Ride’ You.”

€Œi Want To €˜Abominable Ride’ You.”

€Œwill You Be My Enemy That I Must Certainly Lose To?€

€Œwill You Be My Enemy That I Must Certainly Lose To?€

€Œdid Holmes Learn About Jets From You? Because You’Re Pretty Fly.”

€Œdid Holmes Learn About Jets From You? Because You’Re Pretty Fly.”

€Œpoetry Or Truth? Well, If We’Re Talking About Your Beauty, I’D Say They’Re The Same Thing.”

€Œpoetry Or Truth? Well, If We’Re Talking About Your Beauty, I’D

€Œyou Don’T Need To Put On A Mustache In Order To Examine My Body.”

€Œyou Don’T Need To Put On A Mustache In Order To Examine My Body.”

€Œi Must Be Moriarty, Because I Can Live Without The Back Of My Head Easier Than I Can Live Without You.”

€Œi Must Be Moriarty, Because I Can Live Without The Back Of My Head Easier

€Œif Someone Accused Me Of Loving You, I’D Be Guiltier Than A Brother With A Green Ladder.”

€Œif Someone Accused Me Of Loving You, I’D Be Guiltier Than A Brother

€Œare You Sherlock Holmes? Because I Wanna See You Shake Your Mind Pal-Ass.”

€Œare You Sherlock Holmes? Because I Wanna See You Shake Your Mind Pal-Ass.”

€Œi Get Lost In Your Eyes Easier Than Other People Get Lost In The Carmichaels’ Hedge Maze.”

€Œi Get Lost In Your Eyes Easier Than Other People Get Lost In The Carmichaels’

€Œare You From A Future World? Because I Want To Get Your Telephone Contraption Number.”

€Œare You From A Future World? Because I Want To Get Your Telephone Contraption

€Œif You Were A Baskerville Hound, I Would Get Drugged On Purpose Just To See You.”

€Œif You Were A Baskerville Hound, I Would Get Drugged On Purpose Just To See

€Œi Want To Say €˜I Love You’ To You More Often Than Holmes Says €˜Features Of Interest.’€Œ

€Œi Want To Say €˜I Love You’ To You More Often Than Holmes Says

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