overdose-affliction: Here’s a friendly PSA from Captain America to adorn your dashboard

overdose-affliction: Here’s a friendly PSA from Captain America to adorn your dashboard

Automatically: When I Badly Need To Pee But There Is A Line For The Toilets

Nonfunctionalqueer: 12Vacancies:people Always Think If You Want To Hang Out You Have To Do Something. Like… No.. Invite Me Over To Your House, Introduce Me To Your Pets, Give Me A Plate Of Oreos And Your Wi-Fi Password. We Can Sit Together In Silence

Ohheybay: Seasepulchre: Remember That Episode Of Johnny Bravo When He Meets A Girl On The Internet And She Turns Out To Be An Antelope Johnny Got Cat Fished Before It Was Cool.

Sadieyuki: Fairandcruel: Adore-De-Gaga:walkin In Church Likethe Right Leg Becomes The Left Leg Every Single Perfect Loop And It’s Seriously Freaking Me Out Why The Fuck Would You Point That Out, Holy Shit That’s Creepy

Dirks:today I Wanted To Hold One Of The Lizards At Petco And The Guy Was Like “Ok But I Must Ask Are You 18?” And I Thought He Said “Are You A Teen?” And Im Like Yeah! So I Held A Lizard Illegally

Dioynsus: Are You Ever Just Switchin Back And Forth Between Your Social Media But Everything Is Dead So You Get Really Desperate Like Maybe I Have A New Email, Maybe There’s A New Island On Poptropica, Maybe I Have A Myspace Notification Myspace 😂

Baduhmtiss: Mahoushounen: Knight-Of-Trash: Othercat2: Lemonsharks: Star-Anise: Twentiesordie: Freegucci: Me: No One Is Hiring Me Adults: You’re Just Not Trying Hard Enough Me: Oh Yea, Sorry About That. Let Me Apply “Harder” This Time.

Ophelia-Tagloff:raven-The-Consulting-Fangirl:acepuff: Stealingyourman: Blu3Chan: Some Days I’m Like ♂.. Then Some Days I’m Like ♀ I Thought These Were Twins For A Moment But No Its Just Somebody Who Is Better Than Me In Two Genders No But

Patrckstump: I Hate The New Snail Meme. Snails Are Trying Their Hardest To Be Accepted In This Cruel World And Here You All Are Just Mocking Them And Destroying Their Self Esteem. This Is Snullying (Snail Bullying)

Echte: I Think Seventh Grade Was A Dark Time For Everyone

Pisswad: Acrobratic: Straight White Boy Refreshes For New Words

Cassiebones:mysharona1987:This Is Not Unreasonable.i Can Just Imagine Scarlett Walking Past This And Just Whispering To Herself: “Damn Right.” And Continuing On Her Way