Momfacials: I Told My Friends I’d Give A Handjob To Any Boy Who Wrote A Song For Me. Well, Somehow, My Brother Found Out… And Fair’s Fair. He Must Have Saved Up For A Week.
momfacials: I caught my daughter trying to leave home dressed like a little slut, so I pulled her top down and marked my territory. If my daughter ever forgets who she belongs to, I’ll blow an even bigger load on her.
