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&Amp;Ldquo;Does This Zinfandel Wine Have Any Lingering After-Taste?&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;It Depends Upon What You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Serving With It&Amp;Hellip; But It Looks Delicious!&Amp;Rdquo;
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&Amp;Ldquo;Odd Punishment,&Amp;Quot;Â Part 1:Â I Needed A Few Bucks In Cash And Was Hitting Up My Girl&Amp;Rsquo;S Purse.â In Walks Her Mom - She Busts Me.â She Commands Me To Drop My Pants And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like&Amp;Hellip; Wtf, Do You Really Wanna Spank Me Like A Brat-K
&Amp;Ldquo;Odd Punishment,&Amp;Rdquo; Part 2: So There I Am, Busted By My Mom-In-Law, And She Like Has Me Fucking Her Silly, To - I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know - Control Me, Maybe? We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Fuckin&Amp;Rsquo; Like Dogs In The Street And Maybe Made The Bed Squeak.â In Walks
&Amp;Ldquo;My Rules,&Amp;Rdquo; Part 1: My Daughter Asked To Move Back In With Me.â I Told Her That Nothing Changed: &Amp;Ldquo;My House - My Rules.&Amp;Quot;Â Then She Wanted Her Fiancã© To Move In Too.â I Told Him Too: &Amp;Quot;My House - My Rules.&Amp;Quot;Â They Seemed
&Amp;Ldquo;My Rules,&Amp;Rdquo; Part 2: Yes, New House Rule&Amp;Hellip; If My Daughter And Her Man Wanted To Share My House, They Must Share The Sex Too.â I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Out As Much As I Used To, So It Was Appropriate To Better Share What Was Inside.â And What
&Amp;Ldquo;My Rules,&Amp;Rdquo; Part 3: Yes, My Future Son-In-Law Seemed To Like My New Rule Of Sharing.â But Before I Told My Daughter, She Heard The Bed Move.â She Barged In With A Broom In Hand And Threatened To Beat Us With It.â I Covered My Head And Shout
When My Wife Was Alive, We Moved Into Her Mom&Amp;Rsquo;S Upstairs Bedroom.â Long Ago, When I Mentioned All My Girlfriends Were Brunettes (Like Her), She Bought Me A Blonde Blow-Up Dollâ And Joked That I Could Finally Do A Blonde.â After Her Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S
Growing Up With A Beautiful, Professional, Single Mom Isn’T As Bad As Some People Think.â Mom Was Always Fair And Open-Minded.â She Was Alsoâ Always Horny, Too.â After Being Widowed Twice, She Focused On Her Two Sons Instead Of Dating Again, And
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Just Married In Spring, My Mother-In-Law Planned Her Visit To Stay A Week With Us.â On Day One, I Got Home From Work And My Husband Was Banging His Own Mother On Our Couch! Without Even Stopping, I Was Told To Calm Down And They Would Explain.â After
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