Thedailylaughs: Andrewthepoet: One Time I Went On A Date To The Olive Garden And I Ordered The Seafood Pasta. I Open Up One Of The Muscle Oyster Things And Low And Behold There Is A Tiny Crab In There. I Freak Out And Think It’s The Craziest Thing
HELL NO
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