countless-chances: today my teacher said “turn to the person next to you and tell them the best thing that happened to you today.” So this girl turned around and said “my pregnancy test came back negative” and I just said two packs of skittles

countless-chances: today my teacher said “turn to the person next to you and tell them the best thing that happened to you today.” So this girl turned around and said “my pregnancy test came back negative” and I just said two packs of skittles

Talestoldbydead-Friends: Fetus Vic Fuentes

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Theradiokilledmusic: Omg So Perfect

Of-Mice-And-Semen: When I Turn 23 And If This Isn’t My Birthday Cake, Then People Are Going To Have Legit Reasons To Hate Me At 23

Ianthony475: Vworp-Goes-The-Tardis: Older-Aang: 64Kbps: My Name Backwards Spells “Disappointment And Skin Problems” Nice To Meet You, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid You Really Shouldn’t Put Your Full Name On The Internet, It’s Not Safe.

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Darth-Vader: The Whole Time, Bubble Buddy Was Alive.bubble Buddy Watched Him Die. He Watched Him Die And Didn’t Even Spare A Word.

The Proof That Love's Not Only Blind But Deaf.

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