Harlequill: The Only Theft Headcannon Involving Miles Anyone’s Allowed To Have Is That One Time He Accidentally “Stole” Some Crayons From Applebee’s And Was Just So Distraught He Turned Himself In. Miles, Sobbing: “I’m So So Sorryy, Dad. Yoou
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: draconym: draconym: I’ve been away but the fox/seagull gryphon crossed my dash and this morning I made some trash gryphons. Also: beware!! This terrible bastard is coming to steal all the birdseed from your feeder!! Look
