Africkins: My Little Cousin Started Stroking My Cheek And I Thought It Was So Sweet Until He Came Up Real Close To My Ear And Whispered “I’m Putting Crumbs On You So Ants Will Eat You In Your Sleep”
woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
