imsoshive: when you looking at your bank transactions like “what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?”

imsoshive: when you looking at your bank transactions like “what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?”

Hornyspice: Hi Good Morning Touch Me Inappropriately

Nellwholock: Cleopatrasweave: Lyssissherlocked: Subliminal-Mind-Duck: Invisiblechickens: Are There Even Any Houses In The Usa Which Touch Each Other??? Like In Britain Some Houses Are Terraced Or Semi-Detached But In America They’re Like “Don’t

Most Ardently

Stay Sexy My Friends

Bad-Wolf-Of-Baskerville: Authocracy: Kingcheddarxvii: Do You Think God Ever Gets Sad Like “What Do You Mean You Don’t Love Yourself I Worked So Hard On You….” …Why Is This So Uplifting I’m Not Even Religious And This Makes Me Smile.

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Just Breathe

Titounettes: Naturalmomma: Why Are Guys So Obsessed With Their Dicks? We’ll Be Like “Mothers Have The Right To Breastfeed Their Baby In Public!” And Without Fail, Dudes Chime In With, “Does That Mean I Can Pull My Dick Out In Public? Can I Urinate

Tranzient: Frank Frank, Man, You’re Alive I Just… I Saw This Handbag Man It Looked Just Like You. Oh Frank I’m So Relieved.

Fucking And Shopping

Do You Ever Just Wonder If There’s Someone Who Secretly Thinks About You And Wants To Talk To You But Doesn’t Know How

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: I Can’t Believe This, I Thought What We Had Was Special. You Met My Family And Made Me Dinner. Now All Of A Sudden You Claim You’re A “Waiter” And You’re Just “Doing Your Job” 😂😂

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