Most Ardently

Most Ardently

Stay Sexy My Friends

Bad-Wolf-Of-Baskerville: Authocracy: Kingcheddarxvii: Do You Think God Ever Gets Sad Like “What Do You Mean You Don’t Love Yourself I Worked So Hard On You….” …Why Is This So Uplifting I’m Not Even Religious And This Makes Me Smile.

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Just Breathe

Titounettes: Naturalmomma: Why Are Guys So Obsessed With Their Dicks? We’ll Be Like “Mothers Have The Right To Breastfeed Their Baby In Public!” And Without Fail, Dudes Chime In With, “Does That Mean I Can Pull My Dick Out In Public? Can I Urinate

Tranzient: Frank Frank, Man, You’re Alive I Just… I Saw This Handbag Man It Looked Just Like You. Oh Frank I’m So Relieved.

Fucking And Shopping

Do You Ever Just Wonder If There’s Someone Who Secretly Thinks About You And Wants To Talk To You But Doesn’t Know How

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: I Can’t Believe This, I Thought What We Had Was Special. You Met My Family And Made Me Dinner. Now All Of A Sudden You Claim You’re A “Waiter” And You’re Just “Doing Your Job” 😂😂

Teapayne: My Hobbies Include Trying To Close The Elevator Door Before Someone Else Gets On

Becuzbacon: She Is Petrified And So Am I

Multipack: Do U Ever Go To School Confident In What Ur Wearing And Then U Actually Get There And Ur Kind Of Just Like Wow Well This Was An Awful Idea

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