kalories: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

kalories: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

Crossbowsandwalkers: Bonapartist: So I Was Looking Up Stuff About Birth Control Throughout History And The Fucking Caption On The Picture Is The Funniest Part Though The Villain Still Pursues Her

Sansgod: I Just Heard A Water Bottle In My Room Crack… There’s A Ghost Out Here Just Trying To Get Hydrated… I Can Respect That

Mikefuentes5150: Amuseoffyre: Bitchesaloud: It Got Better

Hod-The-Blind: Dx11: Mancermechro: Not Sure Why People Don’t Automatically Say “Shapeshifting” When Asked What They Want Their Superpower To Be. You Could Become Anyone You Want. Even Fictional Characters. Anyone. Cosplay Would Always Be Spot-On.

All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

Shouldnt: Ariana Grande Sounds Like A Font On Microsoft Word

&Quot;And At Once I Knew I Was Not Magnificent&Quot;

All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

Hellackool: Sex And Weed Is All I Want Is That Too Much To Ask

Fuck-Benedict-Cumberbatch: Hey Friend. One Day Ur Gonna Be Happy. One Day Ur Gonna Be Sitting W Someone U Love In Ur Favourite Place In The World And Ur Gonna Think “Wow. Life Is P Great” And Everything Will Be Okay. But U Gotta Make It Til Then

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