myrnakj86: toomuchhappening: rage-quitter: so my grandmother just told me a joke…“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”i

myrnakj86: toomuchhappening: rage-quitter: so my grandmother just told me a joke…“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”i

Caeghost: Aromate [Aye-Ro-Mate] N. A Platonic Friend Who’s Pretty Much Your Soulmate But In A Friend Way. You’d Totally Hold Their Hand And Take Them Out To Movies Though. No Romo

Breelandwalker: Doyoueverfeelfeels: Alexanderperchov: If I Ever Have Kids Instead Of Being Like “It’s A Boy” Im Going To Send Out Highly Bewildering Cards That Say Things Like “It’s The Chosen One” And “It’s Probably Not A Lizard”

Time Travels Away From Responsibilities

Brownpeopleproblems: Me On My Deathbed: Why Wasn’t Baymax As Popular As The Minions Why Is Human Nature So Flawed

Time Travels Away From Responsibilities

Upsidedowntowerofpimps:i Have Honored The Family. My Lasagna Has Honored The Family. I Am So Happy Right Now Gordan Ramsay Thinks That My Lasagna Looks Great. My Life Has Been Made. I Am So Happy I Am About To Cry

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Milokerrigan: How-Do-I-Spell-Your-Url: Ilovecoffeeandcats: If You Think You Are Unattractive Just Remember You Look Like Your Ancestors And Hey All Of Them Got Laid But What If You Were Adopted I’m Not Up On The Whole Genetics Thing But If You’re

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