Proto Porn
Bass Trombone Enthusiast
Bass Trombone Enthusiast
Instagram: Itsagifnotagif
Pokemonoxide: “Oh Look A Fanny Pack, Harmless Right? Probably Just Carrying My Wallet Or Some Chapstick-”Wrongi Always Come Prepared To Send Someone To The Shadow Realm
Bass Trombone Enthusiast
Sadastrology: Me
Guy: When U Give Ur Phone To Someone To Look At A Pic And They Keep Scrolling
Noo, Mi Torta
Joyfulldreams: Missambear: A World Clock That Reveals The Time As You Rotate It. Function. Dude. Most Ingeniously Simple Fucking Thing Ever
Cutie-Candy-Gory-Ghost: Spooning? More Like Let’s See How Much “Accidental” Booty Wiggling It Takes To Get Him Hard.
Erectdick: Same
Bravelittlepixel: Aesthetic Pepe
Bullied
Jeancco: Last Night On The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon Had The Misfortune Of Finding Out That A Casual Day With Nicole Kidman Some Years Ago Had Actually Been A Date, Which He Destroyed Any Chance Of Happening Again By Spending The Entire Time Playing
FacialFun
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