saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

saintlaurentgirl: me to the bartender i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

Softwaring: Driving Through Big Bend National Park, Texas

Today Is 15/15/15 The Last Time This Will Happen Ever

Bigrnac: Um Lmfao Yeah I Do Drugs Snorts Oxygen

Just-Shower-Thoughts: What If Shia Labeouf Intentionally Made His Just Do It Speech Hilarious So That The World Had A Meme That Actually Made People Say Positive, Motivating Things To Eachother?

Anime-Booty: Shout Out To All The Mutuals That Are Still Following Me Even Though Our Blog Styles Are Totally Different Now

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Iarehim: When You Start Rubbing Your Eye And You Hit The Gspot

Ten-And-Donna: Atheistj: So Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, And Adam Driver Showed Up At The Belfast Airport In Ireland. I Think My Favorite Thing About It Is Daisy And Adam’s Efforts To Hide Their Faces Through Jackets And Sunglasses And Then Mark’s

Mothurs: Your Friend Group Will Gradually Get Gayer And Gayer Throughout The Years

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Insanecunt: I Literally Do Not Care What You Look Like Naked. I Don’t Care If You Have Stretch Marks, A Chubby Tummy, Or Hair On Your Belly. I Don’t Care If Your Thighs Touch. I Don’t Care If You Forgot To Shave. I Literally Do Not Care About Any

Marimopet: Gotitforcheap: If You’re American And Coming To Australia, I’m Gonna Go Ahead And Say That You Should Be 100 Percent Way More Worried About Being King Hit By A Dude Named “Dane” In A Bintang Singlet Than Any Fucking Spiders That

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