misandry-mermaid: Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom

misandry-mermaid: Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom

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Letmedothis: Let Me Touch

Whoarei:she Guessed My Favorite Color First Try..but Between Me And U……. I Didnt Even Have A Favorite Color Until She Yelled Out Yellow!! She Was Hella Excited N Smiling Like A Little Kid. So I Told Her She Was Right And I Havent Seen Yellow The Same

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Four Years Ago, I Posted A Picture Of My Wrist Tattoos On The Internet