thebootydiaries: Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed* Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

thebootydiaries: Me: sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

Sirfrogsworth: So I Guess 2020 Was Like, “What Else Could I Do? I’m Running Out Of Terrible Shit. Ummmm… Okay… What If I Just Made An Entire City Orange?”

If I Would Have Been Better When I Was Young And In My Early 20S I Could Have Had Not Than Enough Money To Buy A Small Homestead In The Mountains By Now. But That&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Reality And I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Like It. And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Frustrated With Myself.

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Amaranthdesires:idk I Just Think It Would Be So Fun To Tie A Wand To A Subs Leg And Have Them Try To Build A Lego Set Whilst Having The Wand On.. Prob Cant Do That For An Entire Build Depending On Kit. But That Just Makes For More Fun. Im So Easily Amused

Ive Really Never Understood Why Foks Adding Embarrassing Captions To Reblogs

Cur-Vy:

Yeah I&Amp;Rsquo;M Fat. Yes I Usually Make Horrible First Impressions. No I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Like Small Talk. Yeah My Autism Makes Me Sad On A Daily Basis. But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Also Caring, Loving And Affectionate Even Think Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know How To Show It Inna Normative

Prodigalsunshine:photo By Maria Babinette

I&Amp;Rsquo;D Die To Have Someone On The Floor Between My Legs Just So I Could Play With Their Hair And Caress Them While They Read Or Mind Their Own Work&Amp;Hellip;

Maybe One Day I Learn What It Takes To Be Privileged With Friends. Maybe Even Kinky Friends. It Seems So Fulfilling To Have Close Relationships.

Beardyoakenshield:

What Only Blocked And Reported Two &Amp;Ldquo;Mistress&Amp;Rsquo;S&Amp;Rdquo; And There Drug Dealers Today&Amp;Hellip; Tumblr Starting To Get Slow

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