death-limes: coelasquid:This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and

death-limes: coelasquid:This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and

Nethport:compliment The Person You Reblog This From In The Tags

Hipster-Trichster: 2Makeyewsmile: Woman: Is There A Problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, You Were Speeding. Woman: Oh, I See. Officer: Can I See Your License Please? Woman: I’d Give It To You But I Don’t Have One. Officer: Don’t Have One? Woman:

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Maureen

Slutties: Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: A Novel By Me

Maureen

Eminalcrossing:me: Aggressively Flirts With People On The InternetSomeone: Flirts BackMe: Okay Woah Woah Let’s Chill Out For A Second Here

I Thought You Forgot About Me Lol

Frankoceanfanclub: Atumn: Theres So Much You Can Do With Avocados Tho Like Throw Them In The Trash

Tepitome:ballet Dancers In Random Situations By Jordan Matter

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