oprahwinfried: when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

oprahwinfried: when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

Yourfavouritecharacter-Isdead: Please Don’t Unfollow Me Here Have A Snickers You Get A Bit Delusional When You’re Hungry

Bjerk: Can’t Let The People’s Elbow Get Dirty

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Opisthocoelicaudia: Godblessoursluts: Flappypussyz: My Coffee How The Hell Are You Supposed To Know How Much Coffee Is Left If The Cup Isn’t See Through ???

Hbunot: I May Not Be 5 Gum But I Can Still Stimulate Your Senses.

Goldenclitoris: When U Know U Mama Mad At U But U Gotta Walk Past Her To Get Food From The Kitchen

Greetings: &Amp;Ldquo;Okay Class Who Wants To Present First&Amp;Rdquo;

Meladoodle: Rodneykong: If She’s Even Able To Walk After Sex You Didnt Do It Right Yeah You’re Supposed To Cut Her Legs Off

I Just Knew That When Our Lips Met That Night, Together, We Could Overcome Anything, Because That&Amp;Rsquo;S What Love Is All About. #Thinkingaboutyouu

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Who Would Have Known My Uncle Was So Good At Giving Advice, I Guess Being Philosophical Just Runs In The Family Lol.

Mirror Mirror On The Wall..

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