skirtnapper: Sorry Michelle, but you won’t be going to the Cheerleading auditions later today. I will be taking your place…… So I need to keep you out of the way for a while…….

skirtnapper: Sorry Michelle, but you won’t be going to the Cheerleading auditions later today. I will be taking your place…… So I need to keep you out of the way for a while…….

Skirtnapper: When My Ex Dumped Me For Some Wealthy Executive…..I Vowed To Get Even. I Took Care Of The Limo Driver And Kidnapped My Ex And Her Mother On Their Way To The Church….By The Time Anyone Realizes They Are Missing We’ll Be Long Gone……..

Skirtnapper: There Is Nothing Hotter Than Tying Up A Woman Wearing A Dress…..

Skirtnapper: I Always Fantisized About Tying Up Our Hr Manager…..When She Showed Up To Our Weekly Meeting Wearing This Suit I Sat Through The Entire Meeting With A Hard On. Knowing She Was Recently Divorced And Living Alone I Offered To Drive Her

Skirtnapper: Again, This Works Way Better Than Viagra And Much Quicker Too…….

Skirtnapper: My Kind Of Restaurant….The Lady Sitting Next To Us Was Talking Very Loud So I Asked Our Waitress If We Could Move. She Said Wait, I Have A Better Idea……

Skirtnapper: Coscorella: Kemper This Is Hot…..

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Skirtnapper: An Added Bonus To Robbing Jewlery Stores.

Skirtnapper: No Need For Viagra When You Have Scenes Like This

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Skirtnapper: You Wont Be Going Home Tonight Dear, I’ll Text Your Husband Telling Him You’ll Be Tied Up At Work For Awhile

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