samandriel: paradoximas: so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone rocking around the

samandriel: paradoximas: so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone rocking around the

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Consulting-Schnazzleberry: Emmilions: Drink-Up-Lets-Boo-Boo: I Just Bought The Best Book Money Can Buy. Oh My God This Is So Perfect It’s So Hard To Explain How Disconnected The Grammar Is Between Asl And English No One Understands Well This.

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