If You Could Put Dumb In A Shot Glass I'm Just Another Lush Who's Had One Too Many.

That's You. That's What You Sound Like.

The Way Things Are Goin', They're Going To Crucify Me.

I'm A Pretty Bitch, Baby.

Damn, How Yo Ass So Phat? Skin So Smooth, Stomach So Flat?

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Twins Can Be Conceived By More Than One Biological Father.

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This Guy Is Just Like One Of The Managers From Crispers. He&Amp;Rsquo;S One Of The Only Ones I Miss. Jay Was So Wise..

Sooner Or Later, It Comes Down To Fate.

The End Of The Year Is Almost Here. Every Day, I Miss You.

She Said You're Ugly, What The Fuck Gave Birth To You?

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