To commemorate my 25th follower (thanks, you all), a drawing of my “Hyperbole” caption:

To commemorate my 25th follower (thanks, you all), a drawing of my “Hyperbole” caption:

Marfisa-Thor

I Think Her Threat Is Rather Empty: She Already Looks Pretty Sexy.

Selma Hayek Has To Teach Us An Important Lesson About Ui.

Source: Fetishkitschsamantha Vihey, Dude, I’m Not Into Boys, So It’s Very Unlikely That I’ll Ever Unlock You, But This Must Be Your Lucky Day, Since I Like To Show Off, I’ll Allow You To Watch.

Source: Fetishkitsch Samantha Iv Yeah, Well, Theoretically, I Could Let You Fuck My Asshole Or My Mouth. The Thing Is, I No Longer Have Your Key, I Gave It To My Master.

Source: Fetishkitsch Samantha Iii Basically, I Only Get Unlocked To Be Able To Change Into A Different Latex Catsuit.

Source: Fetishkitsch Samantha Ii Turns Out I Was Lying. I Too Am Locked In A Chastity Belt, And My Master Rarely Unlocks Me, And Certainly Not To Have Sex With Someone Else.

Source: Fetishkitsch Samantha I Do You Remember When I Told You That After A Month Of Chastity, I Would Unlock You And Allow You To Fuck Me? Sure You Do.

Marfisa-Thor

Luther Never Looked So Good.

I Noticed A Preponderance Of Caucasian And Asian Women As Actors In These Captions. So This Is The First Black Woman In My Captions.

Don’t Do It! It’s A Trap! If You Follow Her, You’re Doomed!Oh Well, We Both Know That You’ll Follow Her Anyway.

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