Don’t worry, she won’t punish him too harshly, after all, it’s only his first offense.

Don’t worry, she won’t punish him too harshly, after all, it’s only his first offense.

An Image With Bianca Beauchamp Looks Good Even If Her Breasts Are Nowhere To Be Seen.

Aperture Science: We Do What We Must Because We Can.

The First Appearance Of Denise Milano.

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The Second Take Is One Of The Rare Cases Where I Deliberately Try To Be Verbose: Usually, I Try To Keep These Captions As Short As Possible, With Varying Success.

If You Look Closely, This Lady Isn’t Reading A Grimoire, Just Some Poems.

Even If She Isn’t Some Trollop In A Chainmail Bikini, I Think She Looks Gorgeous. I’m Almost Tempted To Replace “Even If” With “Because” In The Previous Sentence, But Let’s Not Slut-Shame Trollops In Chainmail Bikinis: The World Is Big Enough

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Two Years After The Fact, I’m A Bit Astonished That I Called This Caption “Resistance Is Futile”, Since Everyone Knows That The Classical Line From Doctor Who’s “Tenth Planet” Which Introduced The Cybermen Is “Resistance Is Useless”.

Once Again, A Fellow Captionist Has Used The Same Image With A Far Superior Caption: “Don’t Worry About The Chastity Belt I Locked On You Last Night While You Were Sleeping. It’s Just There To Make Sure You Are Never Able To Cum Again For The Rest

She’s Alluding To A Previous Entry, “Dark Romanticism”.

Isn’t That A Sexy Bench? Don’t You Love Her Elegant Yet Voluptuous Curves?This Isn’t The First First Caption Without A (Female) Human To Be Seen: Moniliformis Dubius Precedes It.

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