Even if she isn’t some trollop in a chainmail bikini, I think she looks gorgeous. I’m almost tempted to replace “Even if” with “Because” in the previous sentence, but let’s not slut-shame trollops in chainmail bikinis: the world is big enough

Even if she isn’t some trollop in a chainmail bikini, I think she looks gorgeous. I’m almost tempted to replace “Even if” with “Because” in the previous sentence, but let’s not slut-shame trollops in chainmail bikinis: the world is big enough

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Two Years After The Fact, I’m A Bit Astonished That I Called This Caption “Resistance Is Futile”, Since Everyone Knows That The Classical Line From Doctor Who’s “Tenth Planet” Which Introduced The Cybermen Is “Resistance Is Useless”.

Once Again, A Fellow Captionist Has Used The Same Image With A Far Superior Caption: “Don’t Worry About The Chastity Belt I Locked On You Last Night While You Were Sleeping. It’s Just There To Make Sure You Are Never Able To Cum Again For The Rest

She’s Alluding To A Previous Entry, “Dark Romanticism”.

Isn’t That A Sexy Bench? Don’t You Love Her Elegant Yet Voluptuous Curves?This Isn’t The First First Caption Without A (Female) Human To Be Seen: Moniliformis Dubius Precedes It.

I Like How This Obliquely Alludes To A Horrible Backstory. I Think It Works Because We’ve All Seen This Story Of A Young Couple, A Car Breakdown, A House In The Middle Of Nowhere, A Servant With A Hunchback Named Igor (Or Riff-Raff) Opens The Door…So,

In Case You’re Wondering, No, These Two Images Don’t Show The Same Woman; The First One Is Cheryl Cole, The Second One Deborah Straley. And Gamma Radiation Doesn’t Give You Superpowers. Unfortunately.

Well, 101, Last Time I Looked, But It Seems Like Grandhottubhideout Is My 100Th Follower.other Celebrate Their 1,000Th Or 10,000Th Follower, But Then Again, My Blog Is Just Barely A Month Old, And Its Subject Is Kind Of Exotic, I Think. So I Have Every

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One Of My Personal Favorites; It Doesn’t Feature A Cruel Mistress Locking Up Her Slave For Life, But Is A Bit More Subtle, I Think. The Pretty Face Belongs To Rose Leslie.

It’s A Nice Accidental Detail That Her Tattoo Has “Virtue” And “Honor”, Which I Didn’t Even Notice At First, But Kind Of Fit The Story.

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