Ophelia Overdose knows just the right words to console a man in his most desperate hour: everything can be made better with some plush cyclops.

Ophelia Overdose knows just the right words to console a man in his most desperate hour: everything can be made better with some plush cyclops.

I Guess It’s Obvious That Her Boyfriend Has No Say In The Matter, But Will She Accept The Challenge? And Will She Win?

I Hope It’s Obvious To Him, Too, And He Doesn’t Say Anything Wrong.

N-Cog-Nito: This Is A Really Good Chastity Caption Blog: Http://Marfisa-Thor.tumblr.com/.If You Like My Captions You’ll Probably Like These Ones Too. Thanks For The Kind Words; I Like Your Captions A Lot, They Have Been A Great Source Of Inspiration;

Besides N-Cog-Nito, Another Fellow Captionist Here On Tumblr I Value Very Much Is Tease And Denial Captions.it’s Probably Just A Bias Of Small Sampling, But It Appears As If The Folks Over At Blogspot Are More Into Female Denial: Sillychastitygirl And

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People Have This Annoying Tendency To Define Absurd And Ever-Changing, Elusive Standards Of What Is And Isn’t Normal. You’ve Had Sex Too Early? You Slut! Still A Virgin? You Weirdo! There’s Only A Narrow Path Between Despicable Slut And Despicable

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I Like This One, I Guess It’s The Nonchalant Drop Of An Important Piece Information As A Mere Aside In The Last Two Lines.

It Seems Like Dc Beats Marvel 3:1 In This Series Of Captions. Which Isn’t Really Meant As A Statement On My Part, Since I’m Not Really An Expert In Comics Or Graphical Novels Or The Like, And Therefore Not Really Qualified To Judge The Relative Merits

In Retrospect, I Don’t Remember Any More Why This Caption Is Called “Warning Signs”. Shouldn’t It Be Called “Promising Signs” Instead?

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