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I Like This One, I Guess It’s The Nonchalant Drop Of An Important Piece Information As A Mere Aside In The Last Two Lines.

I Like This One, I Guess It’s The Nonchalant Drop Of An Important Piece Information

It Seems Like Dc Beats Marvel 3:1 In This Series Of Captions. Which Isn’t Really Meant As A Statement On My Part, Since I’m Not Really An Expert In Comics Or Graphical Novels Or The Like, And Therefore Not Really Qualified To Judge The Relative Merits

It Seems Like Dc Beats Marvel 3:1 In This Series Of Captions. Which Isn’t Really

In Retrospect, I Don’t Remember Any More Why This Caption Is Called “Warning Signs”. Shouldn’t It Be Called “Promising Signs” Instead?

In Retrospect, I Don’t Remember Any More Why This Caption Is Called “Warning

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I Bet It’s Much, Much Shorter. Isn’t This How These Kind Of Captions Always Work?

I Bet It’s Much, Much Shorter. Isn’t This How These Kind Of Captions Always Work?

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In My Attempt To Make My Caption Texts As Short As Possible, I Tried To Restrict Myself To Five Words. I Found That It’s Still Possible To Say The Same Thing In Different Variants.

In My Attempt To Make My Caption Texts As Short As Possible, I Tried To Restrict

Admitted, There Is A Visible Panties Line, But I Never Quite Understood What’s So Horrible About That.

Admitted, There Is A Visible Panties Line, But I Never Quite Understood What’s

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Another Installment Of “Chastity Cages, Locks, Water &Amp;Amp; Rust”; This Time Though, It Avoids The Fallacy That A Chastity Cage Wearer Can Shower, But Is Afraid Of A Pool, And It Also Gives Some Kind Of Rationalization Why Rust Could Be A Problem:

Another Installment Of “Chastity Cages, Locks, Water &Amp;Amp; Rust”; This Time

Some Aspects Of These Captions Are Obviously Unrealistic Because They Violate The Rules Of Physics: There Are No Indestructible Alloys In The Real World, No Escape-Proof Chastity Cages, No Magical Spells. Somewhat Worse Is That They Often Violate The

Some Aspects Of These Captions Are Obviously Unrealistic Because They Violate The

It Could Have Been Worse: At Least He Didn’t End Up As Part Of A Human Centipede For Not Reading The Contract He Was Agreeing To.

It Could Have Been Worse: At Least He Didn’t End Up As Part Of A Human Centipede

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