Proto Porn

In retrospect, I don’t remember any more why this caption is called “Warning Signs”. Shouldn’t it be called “Promising Signs” instead?

In retrospect, I don’t remember any more why this caption is called “Warning Signs”. Shouldn’t it be called “Promising Signs” instead?

In retrospect, I don’t remember any more why this caption is called “Warning

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

I Bet It’s Much, Much Shorter. Isn’t This How These Kind Of Captions Always Work?

I Bet It’s Much, Much Shorter. Isn’t This How These Kind Of Captions Always Work?

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

In My Attempt To Make My Caption Texts As Short As Possible, I Tried To Restrict Myself To Five Words. I Found That It’s Still Possible To Say The Same Thing In Different Variants.

In My Attempt To Make My Caption Texts As Short As Possible, I Tried To Restrict

Admitted, There Is A Visible Panties Line, But I Never Quite Understood What’s So Horrible About That.

Admitted, There Is A Visible Panties Line, But I Never Quite Understood What’s

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

Another Installment Of “Chastity Cages, Locks, Water &Amp;Amp; Rust”; This Time Though, It Avoids The Fallacy That A Chastity Cage Wearer Can Shower, But Is Afraid Of A Pool, And It Also Gives Some Kind Of Rationalization Why Rust Could Be A Problem:

Another Installment Of “Chastity Cages, Locks, Water &Amp;Amp; Rust”; This Time

Some Aspects Of These Captions Are Obviously Unrealistic Because They Violate The Rules Of Physics: There Are No Indestructible Alloys In The Real World, No Escape-Proof Chastity Cages, No Magical Spells. Somewhat Worse Is That They Often Violate The

Some Aspects Of These Captions Are Obviously Unrealistic Because They Violate The

It Could Have Been Worse: At Least He Didn’t End Up As Part Of A Human Centipede For Not Reading The Contract He Was Agreeing To.

It Could Have Been Worse: At Least He Didn’t End Up As Part Of A Human Centipede

I Came Into This Game For The Action, The Excitement. Go Anywhere, Travel Light, Get In, Get Out, Wherever There’s Trouble, A Woman Alone.

I Came Into This Game For The Action, The Excitement. Go Anywhere, Travel Light,

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

There Are A Lot Of Bridges In A Lot Of Different Towns With A Tradition That Lovers Attach A Lock And Throw The Key Into The River Beneath, The Hohenzollernbrücke In Köln (Cologne) Just Happens To Be The One Where I’ve First Seen A Railing On A Bridge

There Are A Lot Of Bridges In A Lot Of Different Towns With A Tradition That Lovers

undertable_porn underwaterbabes