Some aspects of these captions are obviously unrealistic because they violate the rules of physics: there are no indestructible alloys in the real world, no escape-proof chastity cages, no magical spells. Somewhat worse is that they often violate the

Some aspects of these captions are obviously unrealistic because they violate the rules of physics: there are no indestructible alloys in the real world, no escape-proof chastity cages, no magical spells. Somewhat worse is that they often violate the

It Could Have Been Worse: At Least He Didn’t End Up As Part Of A Human Centipede For Not Reading The Contract He Was Agreeing To.

I Came Into This Game For The Action, The Excitement. Go Anywhere, Travel Light, Get In, Get Out, Wherever There’s Trouble, A Woman Alone.

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There Are A Lot Of Bridges In A Lot Of Different Towns With A Tradition That Lovers Attach A Lock And Throw The Key Into The River Beneath, The Hohenzollernbrücke In Köln (Cologne) Just Happens To Be The One Where I’ve First Seen A Railing On A Bridge

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So Far, She’s Just Asking A Question, But The Title Of The Caption Is A Bit Ominous. I’m Not Convinced That This Will End Well.

This Caption Sort Of Violates My Rule That The Voice Of These Captions Is Always One Woman Somehow Domineering A Man, Since In This Case, Two Women Can Be Heard. On The Other Hand, I Guess No One Else Cares About My Self-Imposed Rules.

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I Wonder What Have Happened To His Key; Who Could Have Taken It?

Nah, She Looks Like A Soft-Hearted Girl, She’ll Probably Unlock Him Once Every Few Years.

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