Proto Porn

There are a lot of bridges in a lot of different towns with a tradition that lovers attach a lock and throw the key into the river beneath, the Hohenzollernbrücke in Köln (Cologne) just happens to be the one where I’ve first seen a railing on a bridge

There are a lot of bridges in a lot of different towns with a tradition that lovers attach a lock and throw the key into the river beneath, the Hohenzollernbrücke in Köln (Cologne) just happens to be the one where I’ve first seen a railing on a bridge

There are a lot of bridges in a lot of different towns with a tradition that lovers

Congratulations! You Have Won Three New Captions.

Congratulations! You Have Won Three New Captions.

So Far, She’s Just Asking A Question, But The Title Of The Caption Is A Bit Ominous. I’m Not Convinced That This Will End Well.

So Far, She’s Just Asking A Question, But The Title Of The Caption Is A Bit Ominous.

This Caption Sort Of Violates My Rule That The Voice Of These Captions Is Always One Woman Somehow Domineering A Man, Since In This Case, Two Women Can Be Heard. On The Other Hand, I Guess No One Else Cares About My Self-Imposed Rules.

This Caption Sort Of Violates My Rule That The Voice Of These Captions Is Always

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Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

I Wonder What Have Happened To His Key; Who Could Have Taken It?

I Wonder What Have Happened To His Key; Who Could Have Taken It?

Nah, She Looks Like A Soft-Hearted Girl, She’ll Probably Unlock Him Once Every Few Years.

Nah, She Looks Like A Soft-Hearted Girl, She’ll Probably Unlock Him Once Every

I Admire Her Patience Explaining All This Obvious Stuff.

I Admire Her Patience Explaining All This Obvious Stuff.

She Sounds Very Reasonable, So Maybe You Can Talk Her Into Prolonging Your Lock-Up Time A Bit More.

She Sounds Very Reasonable, So Maybe You Can Talk Her Into Prolonging Your Lock-Up

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out Too Well For Edgar Allen Poe.

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out

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