This caption sort of violates my rule that the voice of these captions is always one woman somehow domineering a man, since in this case, two women can be heard. On the other hand, I guess no one else cares about my self-imposed rules.

This caption sort of violates my rule that the voice of these captions is always one woman somehow domineering a man, since in this case, two women can be heard. On the other hand, I guess no one else cares about my self-imposed rules.

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

I Wonder What Have Happened To His Key; Who Could Have Taken It?

Nah, She Looks Like A Soft-Hearted Girl, She’ll Probably Unlock Him Once Every Few Years.

I Admire Her Patience Explaining All This Obvious Stuff.

She Sounds Very Reasonable, So Maybe You Can Talk Her Into Prolonging Your Lock-Up Time A Bit More.

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out Too Well For Edgar Allen Poe.

This Time, I Got The Title Correct.

I Spent An Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Different Map Projections And Then Implementing Them Myself.

You Could Say That He Is Female-Genitalia-Whipped.

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