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I Wonder What Have Happened To His Key; Who Could Have Taken It?

I Wonder What Have Happened To His Key; Who Could Have Taken It?

Nah, She Looks Like A Soft-Hearted Girl, She’ll Probably Unlock Him Once Every Few Years.

Nah, She Looks Like A Soft-Hearted Girl, She’ll Probably Unlock Him Once Every

I Admire Her Patience Explaining All This Obvious Stuff.

I Admire Her Patience Explaining All This Obvious Stuff.

She Sounds Very Reasonable, So Maybe You Can Talk Her Into Prolonging Your Lock-Up Time A Bit More.

She Sounds Very Reasonable, So Maybe You Can Talk Her Into Prolonging Your Lock-Up

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out Too Well For Edgar Allen Poe.

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out

This Time, I Got The Title Correct.

This Time, I Got The Title Correct.

I Spent An Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Different Map Projections And Then Implementing Them Myself.

I Spent An Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Different Map Projections And Then

You Could Say That He Is Female-Genitalia-Whipped.

You Could Say That He Is Female-Genitalia-Whipped.

On The  Other Hand, They Are Slightly Radioactive, So It’s Dangerous To Eat Several Tons A Day.

On The  Other Hand, They Are Slightly Radioactive, So It’s Dangerous To Eat Several

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I Believe Her. After All, It Seems Like She’s Also Unable To Find Her Pants Or Her Shirt.

I Believe Her. After All, It Seems Like She’s Also Unable To Find Her Pants Or

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