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She sounds very reasonable, so maybe you can talk her into prolonging your lock-up time a bit more.

She sounds very reasonable, so maybe you can talk her into prolonging your lock-up

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

Where Can I Get Such A Prop?

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out Too Well For Edgar Allen Poe.

I Think You Shouldn’t Ask Ravens For Relationship Advice. It Didn’t Work Out

This Time, I Got The Title Correct.

This Time, I Got The Title Correct.

I Spent An Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Different Map Projections And Then Implementing Them Myself.

I Spent An Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Different Map Projections And Then

You Could Say That He Is Female-Genitalia-Whipped.

You Could Say That He Is Female-Genitalia-Whipped.

On The  Other Hand, They Are Slightly Radioactive, So It’s Dangerous To Eat Several Tons A Day.

On The  Other Hand, They Are Slightly Radioactive, So It’s Dangerous To Eat Several

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I Believe Her. After All, It Seems Like She’s Also Unable To Find Her Pants Or Her Shirt.

I Believe Her. After All, It Seems Like She’s Also Unable To Find Her Pants Or

It’s Very Brave Of Her That She Went Searching At All, I’ve Heard Many Pools Are Shark-Infested.

It’s Very Brave Of Her That She Went Searching At All, I’ve Heard Many Pools

It Is Going To Happen Any Moment Now.

It Is Going To Happen Any Moment Now.

The Proper Response Is: “Licking Your Asshole Is It’s Own Reward, So I Don’t Need Any Further Incentive And Feel Honored To Be Allowed Such A Privilege.“

The Proper Response Is: “Licking Your Asshole Is It’s Own Reward, So I Don’t

And If That Fails, I See A Whip In The Background.

And If That Fails, I See A Whip In The Background.

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