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Bianca Beauchamp as a blonde.
Bianca Beauchamp as a blonde.
Their Hideout Is In The Lawless Outback Of Canada, I Guess, The Caption Isn’t Too Clear On The Details.
Perhaps I Should Mention That She Needs Several Hours To Reach Orgasm. At Least That’s What She Claims.
Replace The Batteries In Her Neck Massager Or Whatever That Thing Is?
A Previous Post Discusses The Relative Merits Of Chainmail Bikinis And Serious Armor.
One Of Many, Many Captions With The Aptly Named Alison Angel.
I Hope She Gets Paid Well.
Judging By Her Clothes, She Doesn’t Live On The North Pole, But Is From Some Local Branch. Or She’s Magically Resistant To Cold.
And The Third Most Awesome Thing In The Universe Are Her Golden Panties.
…Or When You Run, Or When You Take The Stairs, Or When You Walk In A Leisurely Pace, Or When You Bicycle, Or When You Shower, Or When Your Trousers Are Too Tight, Or When Your Balls Itch,…
Puppies And Bunnies Are A Bit Of A Mixed Metaphor. But How Else Could You Describe These Eyes?
I’d Say That This Is One Of My Few Not-Safe-For-Work Posts, With All The Library Porn In The Background.
As Soon As I Discovered This Picture, I Wanted To Caption It, But It Took Me Half A Year To Come Up With Something. The Result Is Probably Underwhelming. Has Somebody Else A Better Idea?
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