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I’d say that this is one of my few Not-Safe-For-Work posts, with all the library porn in the background.

I’d say that this is one of my few Not-Safe-For-Work posts, with all the library porn in the background.

I’d say that this is one of my few Not-Safe-For-Work posts, with all the library

I’d say that this is one of my few Not-Safe-For-Work posts, with all the library

I’d say that this is one of my few Not-Safe-For-Work posts, with all the library

As Soon As I Discovered This Picture, I Wanted To Caption It, But It Took Me Half A Year To Come Up With Something. The Result Is Probably Underwhelming. Has Somebody Else A Better Idea?

As Soon As I Discovered This Picture, I Wanted To Caption It, But It Took Me Half

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The Title Is Of Course A Sarcastic Reference To Some Misguided Theory How To Explain Different Sexual Orientations (The Apostle Paul, By The Way, Developed The Theory That God Punishes People With Gayness If They Don’t Feed The Poor, Which Sounds Equally

The Title Is Of Course A Sarcastic Reference To Some Misguided Theory How To Explain

Photo Sets From A Porn Or Erotic Shot Are Usually A Bit Problematic For My Kind Of Captions, Since The Women In These Kinds Of Sets Have A Certain Tendency To Quickly Loose Their Clothes, And I Would Often Prefer A Series Of Photos Of A Fully Clothed

Photo Sets From A Porn Or Erotic Shot Are Usually A Bit Problematic For My Kind Of

If You Look Closely, I Think You Can See A Bit Of Alison’s Areola (Sure, Admitted, You Can See All Of Her Breasts And Vagina In Some Of Her Other Photos, But Let’s Ignore That For A Moment). I Think She’s Saying Something About Prerogatives And

If You Look Closely, I Think You Can See A Bit Of Alison’s Areola (Sure, Admitted,

Finding A Caption Sometimes Means That I Have A Text And Search For Somehow Fitting Images. The More Satisfying Variant Is When I Find An Image And It Somehow “Talks” To Me And Tells Me A Story, And All I Have To Do Is To Write It Down.this One Belongs

Finding A Caption Sometimes Means That I Have A Text And Search For Somehow Fitting

Will Space Cadet Stimpy Be Able To Resist The Temptation To Push The Big Red Button? How Can He Possibly Resist The Maddening Urge To Eradicate History At The Mere Push Of A Single Button? The Beautiful, Shiny Button? The Jolly, Candy-Like Button? Will

Will Space Cadet Stimpy Be Able To Resist The Temptation To Push The Big Red Button?

In A Fictional Universe Where Indestructible Chastity Cages Exist, One Would Expect That Rules Exist That Deals With Issues Like Someone Getting Locked Up Against His Will Or Being Kept Locked Against His Will, But Strangely Enough, It Seems That No Such

In A Fictional Universe Where Indestructible Chastity Cages Exist, One Would Expect

You Could Simply Wait Until The Battery Of Your Chastity Cage Runs Out, But Unfortunately, You Wear One Of These New Self-Winding Kinetic Models, So You Would Also Have To Avoid Any Movement.

You Could Simply Wait Until The Battery Of Your Chastity Cage Runs Out, But Unfortunately,

How Would You Compute The Average When A Few Outliers Could Severely Skew The Result? Suppose, For Example, That Out Of 25 Men, 24 Of Them Get Locked For A Few Days Each Time, But The Other One Gets Locked For 50 Years. A Naïve Computation Would Tell

How Would You Compute The Average When A Few Outliers Could Severely Skew The Result?

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While Grass Is Edible, Having A Diet Consisting Mainly Of Cellulose Can Be Tricky And With Weird Consequences. Some Wood-Eating Insects, For Example, Have Special Gut-Bacteria Which Only Get Inherited On The Maternal Side (Since They Get Passed Down To

While Grass Is Edible, Having A Diet Consisting Mainly Of Cellulose Can Be Tricky

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