It seems like everything can be a fetish. I like striped leggings, both horizontal (as shown here) and vertical, although I think I like the horizontal stripes a teeny tiny bit more.

It seems like everything can be a fetish. I like striped leggings, both horizontal (as shown here) and vertical, although I think I like the horizontal stripes a teeny tiny bit more.

I Think She’s Right: Do We Really Always Need The Newest And Shiniest Model With A Crapload Of Features Nobody Really Needs?

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Aubrey Plaza And The Perfect “Why Should I Care?” Look.

Denise Milano And A Match Of Tennis. As Einstein Didn’t Say (But It Gets Attributed To Him Anyway): The Definition Of Insanity Is Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Again, But Expecting Different Results. Maybe Her Victim Is Loosing On Purpose?

This Is Caption Number 256, Or 2^2^3; I Don’t Care Much About Decimal Numbers, But I Occasionally Recognize Binary Anniversaries. So You Could Say That The Number Of My Captions Is Increasing, Not Shrinking, Even If Shrinkage Is The Connecting Theme

An Experienced Reader Of These Captions Will Notice How She Neither Specifies A Duration Or An Unlocking Condition. I Think He’ll Remember This Bosom Forever.

One Disadvantage Of Belt-Style Chastity Devices For Men Locked Around The Waist: They Stop To Fit If You Gain Weight. Or Maybe That’s Their Main Advantage, Forcing You To Stay Slim.

I’m Wondering Which Country Has Red-Yellow Striped Fences. But Maybe It’s A Privately Owned Fence, And The Owner Can Color The Fence To Her Idiosyncratic Liking.

It’s Not Sufficient That You Look Good, You Also Have To Hold Yourself In A Conversation With Her Friends And Acquaintances And Colleagues From Work And Leave A Favorable Impression As A Well-Educated, Charming, Witty But Polite Young Man. And It’s

For The Second Time, I’m Trying To Milk Two Captions Out Of A Single Photo, But This Time, The Justification Is A Bit Better, Since The Second Image Contains The “Reveal”.

That Looks Uncomfortable: The Pink Of The Strap-On And The Red Of The Latex Suit Clash In An Uncomfortable Way. Surely That Must Hurt.

What’s The Worst That Could Happen? She Looks Nice And Friendly, I Bet She’s Just Joking Around.