Don’t flush keys down the toilet, the humiliating aspect might be tempting, but they might clog or get retrieved from the canalization.

Don’t flush keys down the toilet, the humiliating aspect might be tempting, but they might clog or get retrieved from the canalization.

No, Carole Hunt Doesn’t Hide A Penile Surprise Between Her Legs (She Has Done Nudes, So The World Would Know By Now). Maybe The Title Is Instead Alluding To A Fully Armed Space Station She Has In Orbit?Edit: Replaced The Idiotic “Price” In The First

I’m Not Entirely Convinced The Colors Work In This Image, So I Tried Something Slightly Different:

And Once You Have Learned It, Unlocking You Becomes Pointless.

This Entry Has Next To Nothing To Do With The Usual Subject Of This Blog (Enforced Male Chastity As A Sexual Fetish), Unless You Consider It As An Addendum To A Previous Caption Featuring Maps.i Recently Did Another Implementation Of The Bonne Map Project

Girls, Teasing The Tip Is Nice And Everything, But I Hope That’s Not The Only Technique You Learned.

The Building Was Restructured And Is Now Slightly Leaning To The Left.

Apparently, Wearing Cosplay And A Mask Is A Thing In Japan. I Mean, Outside Of Perverted Bdsm Circles. But A Doll Factory To Produce Chaste Slaves Still Doesn’t Really Exist. Or Does It? Dun Dun Dun…

I Have A Preference For Captions In Which The Woman Casually Mentions How She’s Going To Ruin A Man’s Life, Like It’s Nothing Special Or Important, And Gets Just Mentioned In Passing. My Very First Caption Is Another Example Of This Style.

Marfisa-Thor

Athenaeus:the People Of Those Days Were So Attached To Their Sensual Pleasures That They Even Went So Far As To Dedicate A Temple To Aphrodite Of The Beautiful Buttocks, For The Following Reason. Once Upon A Time A Farmer Had Two Beautiful Daughters.

Keep The Curtains Open, And Post The Photos Online.

In My Sexual Fantasies, I Dream Of A Fictional World Full Of Exciting Bureaucracy.

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