I have a preference for captions in which the woman casually mentions how she’s going to ruin a man’s life, like it’s nothing special or important, and gets just mentioned in passing. My very first caption is another example of this style.

I have a preference for captions in which the woman casually mentions how she’s going to ruin a man’s life, like it’s nothing special or important, and gets just mentioned in passing. My very first caption is another example of this style.

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Athenaeus:the People Of Those Days Were So Attached To Their Sensual Pleasures That They Even Went So Far As To Dedicate A Temple To Aphrodite Of The Beautiful Buttocks, For The Following Reason. Once Upon A Time A Farmer Had Two Beautiful Daughters.

Keep The Curtains Open, And Post The Photos Online.

In My Sexual Fantasies, I Dream Of A Fictional World Full Of Exciting Bureaucracy.

I’ve Never Seem “Legend Of The Seeker”, And I Haven’t Read The Book Either. All I Know Is That It Has Leather-Clad Women. My Imagination Is Filling Out The Blanks.

You Can’t Escape Yourself.

I Usually Prefer One-Piece Bathing Suits.

I Think Nothing But Pure Thoughts When I Sit Opposite To Her In The Lotus Position And Peer At Her Boobs.

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To Clarify The Rules In This Scenario, Every Bust Size Exceeds Every Penis Size In Rank.

All The Paperwork Finally Paid Off.

The Next Caption Is Titled “Persuasion”, And I Also Have A Caption Titled “Northanger Abbey”. Still Missing: “Sense And Sensibility”, “Emma” And “Mansfield Park”.On An Unrelated Note, If Such A Beautiful Mistress Were Your Owner, Could

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