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Since I’m an idiot, the filename of this caption is “persuation.jpeg”, but thankfully, Tumblr turns the filename into an uninformative gibberish upon uploading.

Since I’m an idiot, the filename of this caption is “persuation.jpeg”, but thankfully, Tumblr turns the filename into an uninformative gibberish upon uploading.

Since I’m an idiot, the filename of this caption is “persuation.jpeg”, but

Her Alleged House Looks Suspiciously Like A Raised Blind, And Her Dress Could Look More Worn &Amp;Amp; Torn If She’s Supposed To Be A Dirt-Poor Fisherman’s Daughter, So The Image And The Caption Don’t Really Match. But That’s The Caption That Popped

Her Alleged House Looks Suspiciously Like A Raised Blind, And Her Dress Could Look

Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Key.in Other News, I Think Her Socks Are Really Awesome.

Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Key.in Other News, I Think Her Socks Are Really Awesome.

Heads, I Win, Tail, You Loose.

Heads, I Win, Tail, You Loose.

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

This Is The Setting: A Cute Girl Talks A Slightly Naïve Boy Into Enacting A Romantic Comedy, But She Has Some Ulterior Motives…

This Is The Setting: A Cute Girl Talks A Slightly Naïve Boy Into Enacting A Romantic

If You’re Wearing A Chastity Cage And Your Balls Turn Blue (Or Any Other Unusual Color), You Are Probably Doing Something Wrong And Should Stop Doing It. Except If You’re Into Castration Play. Otherwise, The Term “Blue Balls” Is Meant Metaphorically.

If You’re Wearing A Chastity Cage And Your Balls Turn Blue (Or Any Other Unusual

See Also “Pride And Prejudice” And “Persuasion”.

See Also “Pride And Prejudice” And “Persuasion”.

Don’t Smoke, You Need To Live A Long, Healthy Life To Be Able To Serve Your Mistress As Much As Possible.

Don’t Smoke, You Need To Live A Long, Healthy Life To Be Able To Serve Your Mistress

Stock Photos: Everyone Is Laughing At 100%.

Stock Photos: Everyone Is Laughing At 100%.

This One Doesn’t Look Like A Stock Photo, Because Not Everyone Has Turned Her Face To The Camera, And Someone Is Bowing Forward With Laughter, Resulting In A Sub-Optimal Pose. Which Means That The Overall Image Looks So Much Better And So Much More

This One Doesn’t Look Like A Stock Photo, Because Not Everyone Has Turned Her Face

Which One Means Passing, Which One Means Failing?

Which One Means Passing, Which One Means Failing?

Awesome Image, Awful Image File: I Tried My Best To Restore It, But With Tumblr Resizing My 640-Px-Width-Captions Either To 500Px Or 540Px Or 700Px If You’re Watching This On A Dashboard Or A Reblog, It Probably Looks Rather Blurred Again.that Doesn’t

Awesome Image, Awful Image File: I Tried My Best To Restore It, But With Tumblr Resizing

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