This Is The Setting: A Cute Girl Talks A Slightly Naïve Boy Into Enacting A Romantic Comedy, But She Has Some Ulterior Motives…

If You’re Wearing A Chastity Cage And Your Balls Turn Blue (Or Any Other Unusual Color), You Are Probably Doing Something Wrong And Should Stop Doing It. Except If You’re Into Castration Play. Otherwise, The Term “Blue Balls” Is Meant Metaphorically.

See Also “Pride And Prejudice” And “Persuasion”.

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Stock Photos: Everyone Is Laughing At 100%.

This One Doesn’t Look Like A Stock Photo, Because Not Everyone Has Turned Her Face To The Camera, And Someone Is Bowing Forward With Laughter, Resulting In A Sub-Optimal Pose. Which Means That The Overall Image Looks So Much Better And So Much More

Which One Means Passing, Which One Means Failing?

Awesome Image, Awful Image File: I Tried My Best To Restore It, But With Tumblr Resizing My 640-Px-Width-Captions Either To 500Px Or 540Px Or 700Px If You’re Watching This On A Dashboard Or A Reblog, It Probably Looks Rather Blurred Again.that Doesn’t

I Made This Caption 2013, Two Years Before I Started This Tumblr Blog, So You Can Make Out A Faint “Mmxiii” On The Medal.

Since The Fairy Tale Of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”) By Wilhelm Hauff Is Probably Not Very Well Known Outside German-Speaking Countries: In The Original Version, The Caliph Transforms Into A Stork (Not A Woman), To Go Unnoticed Among Animals

Well, Which Would You Prefer?

Those Pants…

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