Don’t smoke, you need to live a long, healthy life to be able to serve your mistress as much as possible.

Don’t smoke, you need to live a long, healthy life to be able to serve your mistress as much as possible.

Stock Photos: Everyone Is Laughing At 100%.

This One Doesn’t Look Like A Stock Photo, Because Not Everyone Has Turned Her Face To The Camera, And Someone Is Bowing Forward With Laughter, Resulting In A Sub-Optimal Pose. Which Means That The Overall Image Looks So Much Better And So Much More

Which One Means Passing, Which One Means Failing?

Awesome Image, Awful Image File: I Tried My Best To Restore It, But With Tumblr Resizing My 640-Px-Width-Captions Either To 500Px Or 540Px Or 700Px If You’re Watching This On A Dashboard Or A Reblog, It Probably Looks Rather Blurred Again.that Doesn’t

I Made This Caption 2013, Two Years Before I Started This Tumblr Blog, So You Can Make Out A Faint “Mmxiii” On The Medal.

Since The Fairy Tale Of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”) By Wilhelm Hauff Is Probably Not Very Well Known Outside German-Speaking Countries: In The Original Version, The Caliph Transforms Into A Stork (Not A Woman), To Go Unnoticed Among Animals

Well, Which Would You Prefer?

Those Pants…

I Think That Sword Is Made Of Plastic. On The Other Hand, Her Hairs Are Lilac, So You Have To Obey Her.

You Float My New Poolde Luxe And Delightful

“…And I Absolutely Need The First Two Of Those Things Back.”

Жить Стало Лучше, Товарищи. Жить Стало Веселее.

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