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Awesome image, awful image file: I tried my best to restore it, but with tumblr resizing my 640-px-width-captions either to 500px or 540px or 700px if you’re watching this on a dashboard or a reblog, it probably looks rather blurred again.That doesn’t

Awesome image, awful image file: I tried my best to restore it, but with tumblr resizing my 640-px-width-captions either to 500px or 540px or 700px if you’re watching this on a dashboard or a reblog, it probably looks rather blurred again.That doesn’t

Awesome image, awful image file: I tried my best to restore it, but with tumblr resizing

I Made This Caption 2013, Two Years Before I Started This Tumblr Blog, So You Can Make Out A Faint “Mmxiii” On The Medal.

I Made This Caption 2013, Two Years Before I Started This Tumblr Blog, So You Can

Since The Fairy Tale Of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”) By Wilhelm Hauff Is Probably Not Very Well Known Outside German-Speaking Countries: In The Original Version, The Caliph Transforms Into A Stork (Not A Woman), To Go Unnoticed Among Animals

Since The Fairy Tale Of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”) By Wilhelm Hauff

Well, Which Would You Prefer?

Well, Which Would You Prefer?

Those Pants…

Those Pants…

I Think That Sword Is Made Of Plastic. On The Other Hand, Her Hairs Are Lilac, So You Have To Obey Her.

I Think That Sword Is Made Of Plastic. On The Other Hand, Her Hairs Are Lilac, So

You Float My New Poolde Luxe And Delightful

You Float My New Poolde Luxe And Delightful

“…And I Absolutely Need The First Two Of Those Things Back.”

“…And I Absolutely Need The First Two Of Those Things Back.”

Жить Стало Лучше, Товарищи. Жить Стало Веселее.

Жить Стало Лучше, Товарищи. Жить Стало Веселее.

Don’t You Love A Sexy Math Geek? You Don’t? Well Shut Up, Because I Do.

Don’t You Love A Sexy Math Geek? You Don’t? Well Shut Up, Because I Do.

I Wonder If They Need A Third Maid…

I Wonder If They Need A Third Maid…

I Wonder What Will Happen When She Finds Out That She Has Two Hands.

I Wonder What Will Happen When She Finds Out That She Has Two Hands.

I Wonder If Her Secret Weapons Are The Daburu Gōrudo Rēshītanga Or The Daburu Gōrudo Supandekkusu.

I Wonder If Her Secret Weapons Are The Daburu Gōrudo Rēshītanga Or The Daburu

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