Since the fairy tale of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”) by Wilhelm Hauff is probably not very well known outside German-speaking countries: in the original version, the caliph transforms into a stork (not a woman), to go unnoticed among animals

Since the fairy tale of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”) by Wilhelm Hauff is probably not very well known outside German-speaking countries: in the original version, the caliph transforms into a stork (not a woman), to go unnoticed among animals

Well, Which Would You Prefer?

Those Pants…

I Think That Sword Is Made Of Plastic. On The Other Hand, Her Hairs Are Lilac, So You Have To Obey Her.

You Float My New Poolde Luxe And Delightful

“…And I Absolutely Need The First Two Of Those Things Back.”

Жить Стало Лучше, Товарищи. Жить Стало Веселее.

Don’t You Love A Sexy Math Geek? You Don’t? Well Shut Up, Because I Do.

I Wonder If They Need A Third Maid…

I Wonder What Will Happen When She Finds Out That She Has Two Hands.

I Wonder If Her Secret Weapons Are The Daburu Gōrudo Rēshītanga Or The Daburu Gōrudo Supandekkusu.

Congratulations, You Just Doomed Your Species To Certain Extinction.

Marfisa-Thor

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