Don’t you love a sexy math geek? You don’t? Well shut up, because I do.

Don’t you love a sexy math geek? You don’t? Well shut up, because I do.

I Wonder If They Need A Third Maid…

I Wonder What Will Happen When She Finds Out That She Has Two Hands.

I Wonder If Her Secret Weapons Are The Daburu Gōrudo Rēshītanga Or The Daburu Gōrudo Supandekkusu.

Congratulations, You Just Doomed Your Species To Certain Extinction.

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The Caption May Be A Bit Weak, But I Just Had To Use This Image, I Think She Looks Awesome.

Once You’ve Got A Man Locked In A Chastity Cage, Using Hypnosis Seems Unnecessary. But If It Adds To The Fun…

Avril Lavigne Has Some Unusual Hobbies, It Seems.

If You Want To Free Yourself From Her Spell, Cut Her Hair And Call The Philistine Army.

I Guess The Other Two Don’t Get Unlocked To Often, Either.

Girl, Don’t You Know That You Have To Store Such Combinations In A Password Manager, And Secure The Password Manager With An Easy-To-Remember, But Hard-To-Crack Passphrase?Oh, You Did Just That And Are Merely Messing With Him? Carry On.

Within The Real World (Outside The Parallel Dream World Of Chastity Captions), Jenny Mccarthy Is Promoting Nonsense About The Horrors Of Vaccines Instead Of The Horrors Of Sperm. Since This Anti-Vaccines-Propaganda Doesn’t Lead To Men Locked In Chastity

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